GnomeLand
The degen, shroom eating, weed smoking, bong hitting little mystical gnome fucks are crawling out of the ether and onto Base to completely fuck with your senses and drag your mind through a kaleidoscope of shit. Strap in, you twisted sacks of meat, and hold the hell on as we rise through the trippy, bizarre and downright fucked-up place called Gnomeland aka Base. The real question is... are you degen enough to be here? 0x3655E6c732FF205DCBcB9cB125B3c304f6d3DD52
meet the team
🍄 Basephius
🍄Ganjalf Chainblunt
🍄 tripwick
the lore
Deep in the woods, a bunch of fucked-up little gnomes spent their days getting high on shrooms and weed. They weren’t cute or jolly - just degen little fucks tripping their balls off, eyes rolling back as reality melted around them.
One night, Skiv, dumb as shit and high as hell, stumbled on some ancient bark charts and met a giant troll with black, soulless eyes. It whispered: “Humans chase green candles. They pump, they dump, they take it all.”
Skiv, brain fried, ran back to the others, preaching about the new high - crypto. At first, they laughed, puffing fat blunts, but then the charts sucked them in. Shrooms were abandoned, their psychedelic paradise rotted. No more tripping, just staring at charts, snorting hopium, chasing the pumps.
gnomeland history
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Jesse fucks with gnomes